I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
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We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
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I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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