I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
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the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
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I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
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