Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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