once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
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The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
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his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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