You smell like stripper and shame
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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