Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
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