just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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