I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
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