I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
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just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
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Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
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