we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
