How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
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