I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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