I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
