Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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