the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
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my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
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We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
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