I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
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No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
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We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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