I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
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Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
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we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
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