Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
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Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
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I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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