Non-Jews are for practice
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
He is an equal opportunity slut.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
please don't ironically join a cult
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