I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
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Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
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We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
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