She said her name was "party"
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
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She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
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hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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