How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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