So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
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