Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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