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There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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