My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
it glows. i had to have it.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
Shame is for Republicans.
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