Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
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I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
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Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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