The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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