i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Randomize
