I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
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Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
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Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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