I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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