also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
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I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
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Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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