You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
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I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
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Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
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