This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Randomize
