So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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