can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
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