The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
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