life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
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According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
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donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
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