there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
I am mentally ready for anal.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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