Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
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I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
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Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
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