he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
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he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
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can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
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