I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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