David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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