we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
Randomize
