Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
My breasts were aching with rage.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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