If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
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