I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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