tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
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