"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
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