Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
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NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
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My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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