dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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