office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I am available for nakedness
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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