the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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