how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
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